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    Women

    The wife said the dog house would be to good for me if I said that at the end. But I told her it all true, RUM just make you fill bigger to. Well atleast its not cold here :drink: :drink: :drink: and I got some RUM. :lol:
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    Post office is seeking help in ND and NW Mt.

    They have been hot after the Cotton Valley around here, but the wells are 18,000-20,000 ft deep so the cost on drill the wells is pretty high. Here is a web-site from the usgs.gov that shows how big it is...
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    Post office is seeking help in ND and NW Mt.

    How deep are they drilling up there? They have been drilling for natural gas around here from the last 10 years. They been drilling 18,000 to just over 20,000 feet in some areas. They said drilling rigs are hard to come by around here because whats happening up there. Plus natural gas is pretty...
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    Labor Standards

    The Texas Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.” RANCHER: ”Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been...
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    Help me out here.???????????????????????????

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb3fhsfs6ZU&feature=related Don't let you kids see this one. It has a Streaker in it.. :lol:
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    The Cycle of Life.

    When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything...
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    Rancher on a walk along the Rio Grande River.

    While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs...
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    Letters in Bra sizes.

    {A} Almost Boob ies . {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain. {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen :lol: :lol:
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    Dang Trees

    I think I have heard a few of these from my other half and I few from me to. The one I end up staying the most is: Maybe I shouldn't have done that. :shock:
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    Welcome to West Texas.

    http://player.vimeo.com/video/22132017?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0 Very nice video. 8)
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    OIL IN ND!

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/45101989#45101989 How many ranchers will be happy with one of these?
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    Older Men ONLY

    Eyes are good when the wife is standing by me, but not so good when she isn't. Now why isn't my eyes good all the time. :lol:
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    Taking the cash or retaining ownership?

    I am wondering if they are looking at the number of cows going to Slaughter out of Texas and figure there will be a shortage next year if not for many years to come. In our area the sale barns are still selling 700-800 cows with many of them going to slaughter. This has been going on all summer...
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    My Drug Problem

    I had to go to drug rehab. I was drug so much.
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    I am the 1%

    Not if no one want to heard him speak. I wish they would cut politicians benefits. :roll: :cry:
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    Moving

    We got about 2.5 inches. Most of the grasses have die and tons of trees are dieing. This drought is going to take a long time to recover from, this is the first time I have never mowed the pasture because there was anything to cut. I do have some rye grass coming up now after the rain we got...
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    Moving

    The wife and I have finally desided to move to the ranch. I have a guy coming out next week to look at adding two more bedrooms and a bathroom to my mother house. Its been pretty crazy for me since I have been spending so much time up there I don't get much of a chance to see the wife and the...
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    Texas Rain

    We got 2.5 inches and every drop went into the ground. Summer grasses has pretty much die out and some oats, rye and clover has started coming up, but would stay long if we don't get some more water soon. The Crawfish guy has gave up on the crawfish since his well have stop flowing now. Boy what...
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    Jiggs

    Huskers Beat OSU!! Just thought you would like to know. :lol:
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    Does the USA have enough gold to pay off the debt?

    I would like to see that many lbs of gold. Maybe I need to go panning the river now that its so low. :wink:
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