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    Outlaw hunters

    We been having someone coming in on our place on the Trinity River spot lighting the past few weeks. Well tonight I got them cold busted with a 270 pointed right at them. These guy think I jump right out of a tree by them by the way they looked when they seen the gun. :shock: They first seen my...
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    Nail

    Nail Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Maggie, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn...
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    Distinction between Guts and Balls

    To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - is...
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    Local boy gave it all for us.

    http://www.kbtx.com/home/headlines/Leona_Welcomes_Fallen_Marine_Home_152092555.html http://www.kbtx.com/home/headlines/City_of_Centerville_Closes_Early_to_Honor_Fallen_Marine__152109215.html Never knew the boy, but a small town of Centerville it didn't matter. People have come from all over...
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    Illinois Child support

    We got a check in today from the state of Illinois child support service. It looks like my mother mail a check to Farm plan, that is in Illinois. But it went to child support services. It had me scared for a minute, because number one I have never been to Illinois and number two the only kids...
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    Whole Foods Organic, Made In China

    Is it Organic or not? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBiI9KcJ9UY&feature=share
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    Trinity River

    Last year we had no water at all and this year we may flood from the river. I now have just over 500 yearlings grazing on some of the best grass I had in years. Some of the best clover and vetch hay fields I was going to cut in a month. I am NOT going to conplain one bit because this is much...
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    Scientists to bring extinct woolly mammoth back to life.

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/scientists-bring-extinct-woolly-mammoth-back-life-help-213757183.html Who has a fence to hold this thing?
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    Got a call from Texas Beef.

    They ask me if I would be interested in grazing some yearling for them. Has anyone ever dealt with them. www.tbp.cow
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    Keystone XL pipeline

    What is all this talk I am hearding about it going around Neb. Are some of you Neb. ranchers for or against it?
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    Old Prospector

    An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from...
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    k-statevs.ark.

    What's happen jiggs?
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    Bison season open Saturday in Texas

    Come on Saturday. :D
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    Merry Christmas

    Just thought I would sent out a big Merry Christmas to all. Santa brought us some much needed rain. I can finally say its WET outside. Thats all I ask for every thing else will work out good now. :cboy:
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    Norwegian Icebreaker

    Edmontonians and former residents of that great city……… Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the North Saskatchewan River As you may have seen on the news it's been very cold in Alberta ... So cold, in fact, that the Government of Alberta has borrowed a Norwegian Icebreaker to clear the North...
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    Try out boobs.

    Try out Boobs. For all you girls with no boobs and what some but don't know what size. Here you go. ENJOY!!!! http://videos2view.net/implants.htm
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    List of Texas Sale barns

    Here is a list of sale barns in Texas. Some have web-sites that you can check out market reports from around the state. http://www.texasagriculture.gov/Home/ProductionAgriculture/MarketNews/TexasLivestockAuctions.aspx
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    University of Momtana or Montana St Fans

    Who is ready to come to Huntsville in the Play-offs? I will be for sure to have the humidity turn up with the temperature. I know ya'll turn down the AC the last time we was up there. :lol:
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    Labor Standards

    The Texas Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.” RANCHER: ”Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been...
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    The Cycle of Life.

    When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything...
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