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Obama wakes up one night. There stands George Washington's ghost! Obama says, "George how can I help this country?" Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was." Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again. This time its' Thomas Jefferson's ghost! Obama says "Tom how can I help this...

We took the chuck wagon to Colorado Springs last weekend to participate in the chuck wagon cook off which was part of the Pikes Peak or Bust rodeo. We had a real good time and met alot of new ranch folks from that area, if I could just remember half of their names! While I was there, Mike...

weren't we expecting a parrot to be "exposed" from out west? Maybe before he starts to molt? Maybe he is just bashful. :wink:

A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do...

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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my...

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago , another is from Tennessee , and the third is from Minnesota . All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some...

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask...

Dear Abby, My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up...

Whats the weather like up there today? I am coming thru on Saturday evening from the TX panhandle to Bismarck ND and was curious if I need the chains ???? Thanks in advance.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone, I hope ya'll get to have family around and wont be traveling if the weather is tuff.

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body. The officer then asks, Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night...

Here's a picture of the new world record whitetail. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's, uncle's, best friend's, son-in-law's cousin. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day around a curve. Supposedly, this deer had...

> PSALM 2009 > Obama is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no hunger...

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Tam, I just finished reading my Big Muddy Badlands book, very good history. I sure enjoyed it and thank you again.

there are 3 bulls in here somewhere, we actually found 2 of them, and they brushed up on me right away. Megans dog nailed them and I didnt see them much after that, we tracked them about 2 miles all the way to the pens. The stinkers just knew where they had to go. a happy couple, really good...

A man owned a small ranch near San Antonio . The Texas Labor Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an investigator out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator. "Well," replied the rancher...

I took a weekend this fall to get the wagon out and have some fun at a cook off. Here are a few photos. Good friend Ted from Snyder TX came up to partake with me, he got stuck on the fire! As you can see everyone was "ruffing it" by all the RV's, except for the teepee out fromt of my wagon...

A guy goes into the confessional box. He finds on one wall a fully equipped bar with Guinness Stout on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I...