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    DOG

    He appeared out of nowhere one morning. My grandmother was hanging laundry on the line when he made his debut. She had a dryer but chose not to use it, even in the winter unless time was of the essence. She was part American Indian blood and kept with the old ways over modern convenience when...
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    Walk like a Joe Biden

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    Ride for Ranch Woman Biker Man Hybrid Daughter

    It is called a Cowasaki.
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    Cattle Woman VS Cowgirl

    Well worth spending 30 minutes watching. Minus the giggles, I can identify. Don't ever offer to back a guys trailer for him if you have romantic interest. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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    Rodeo from arena to lawn

    I asked my grandma why boys loved ridin buckin bulls She said she didn't know, but thought they were fulls My grandpa just said boys will be boys And like pickups, bulls, and tractor toys I was confused, not about the bull, but the tractor Because I loved John Deere and as a girl that was a...
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    Where is Leanin H

    Did he get too famous and forget about all of us?
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    Reminiscing and Compromises

    Sitting here trying to behave this very morning My mind drifted to an old rancher without warning What if we had met fifty years ago Before our hair appeared as fallen snow Before my teeth went bad making me a gummer But that is not all that has gone south and bummer Despite gravity taking...
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    Archives of the Inner Sanctum

    I read references concerning Haymaker and Flounder that apparently were some colorful characters from this forums infancy. I am basically clueless about these two legendary hombres. I have read things like, "Where is flounder when we need him," and then the cowboys playing cupid trying to match...
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    Yesteryear in BC

    I was reading that the Wienermobile has been renamed the Frankmobile. If only I had known the correct pronoun back in the day. I could have saved myself from the wrath of BC's, humorless, old, cranky, and alcoholic judge. I found my original story of the event, that was published in a country...
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    Old Ranch Lady in Town Humor

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    Long Tall Texan

    I was just turning 14 (1964) and staying with my West Texas great uncle and aunt for a few months and I was given the choice at roundup time, whether I wanted to stay and help fix the big chuck wagon BBQ supper that was served to family, friends, and neighbors after the roundup corral work was...
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    Giant Earthworm

    I was amazed when I saw this worm that died escaping the over watered (due to rains) alfalfa field. It avoided the birds and any vehicles, but for some reason died. I wear a women's size 10B shoe.
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    Mistaken Identity

    I received an email from a distant cousin that said her granddaughter saw a mural of me in the Lazy Dog restaurant in the Bay area. Mountain Cowgirl --- a mural by Dennis Ziemienski Yes, the face, especially the nose and eyes is spot on and the hair is close. The hair should be a bit darker...
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    Good Ol Fashion Entertainment

    Cy died 2020. I remember when Cy had the idea to start a cowboy chuckwagon entertainment dinner and many had their reservations that it would even last through one season. I traded my skills in setting up audio systems for a season worth of free dinners. I also did some guitar work and poetry...
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    Forgive Me Lord

    Forgive Me Lord by Faye Fox 03/11/2023 “You know, it is all gone forever,” she said With her hands holding her bended head “Paradise is lost and stripped to the bone The old days of hardships forever are gone.” “It’s funny we never realized those trying hard days With trials and tribulations...
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    Procrastination

    I have never been a procrastinator. That is until recently. I make a list in the evening of the things I need and want to do the next day. I started this after retirement and got a lot accomplished. Now a few years after my cancer surgery, I just cannot get motivated and follow a list. Sure I...
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    Faeville, Wild West, USA

    Here are my favorite photos and stories from a fun project I did a few years ago while recovering from cancer surgery. I found a program where I could make a virtual person that looked much like myself and then pick clothes that fit the image I was trying to portray. The guns, badge, holster...
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    Received Soapweed's Book

    I was amazed at how thick it is. It has a bit smaller print than I like, so I can't read too much at once. Very well put together and has lots of interesting reading. I will recommend it to anyone that enjoys ranch stories. A treasured book for my ranch book collection.
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    100 Year Old Harmonica Lady and Brand New Hat

    Well, worth the 8 minutes to watch.
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    Wyoming Oil Well Fire

    Down in a Wyoming basin surrounded by steep sides with a gravel road that wound around it several times in order to make the grade less steep, there was an oil well that caught on fire. It had burned for a couple of days when all the big oil company executives arrived at the scene and discussed...
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