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“Glenn Beck Calls 911 After Accidentally Eating Halal Pizza,

hypocritexposer

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the "left" don't even recognize satire, but continue to post it, in hopes other "leftists" will believe it as true. Who's got a copy of the latest Borowitz report? :lol:


Even better...where's that thread, by flounder, that proves liberals are better "critical thinkers" :lol2:

The Daily Currant strikes again — this time with a fake story about Glenn Beck. Despite the fact that the headline and copy of the story were both obviously satirical in nature, several people still fell for it and quickly attacked Beck as an ignorant “Islamaphobe” and “racist.”

“Glenn Beck Calls 911 After Accidentally Eating Halal Pizza,” the headline reads.

The story is even more ridiculous than the headline. Here’s a partial transcript of the completely made up “911 call” from Beck:

911: Hello this 911. What is your emergency?

Glenn Beck: Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hello? Hello?

911: Hello sir what is your emergency?

Glenn Beck: Yes I think I might have been poisoned. Oh my god, please help. Please.

911: Okay calm down. How do you think you’ve been poisoned?

Glenn Beck: Pizza. I ate a pizza that I shouldn’t have eaten.

911: Okay, so you think you have food poisoning then?

Glenn Beck: Yes ma’am.

911: Do you have any signs and symptoms? Any vomiting? Nausea? Diarrhea?

[...]

Glenn Beck: No no. It’s just…I don’t trust the place that it came from.

911: Okay sir where did you get the pizza?

Glenn Beck: Its was from Mazaras in Fort Worth

911: Oh Mazaras? I love that place. Great sauce.

Glenn Beck: Oh yeah? Well did you know that it’s run by Muslims?

911: I did not know that sir. Is that relevant to your problem though?

Glenn Beck: Relevant? Ha! That is the problem. You don’t know what Muslims put in food they prepare for Christians. No one does.

911: Okay…

And so the outrage began.


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http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/12/racist-american-tool-the-left-hurls-insults-at-glenn-beck-after-falling-for-parody-sites-fake-story/
 
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