Once again, an Iraqi immigrant has become the victim of racial profiling by authorities at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX)itive. Fidel Al-Miliki was stalled at the airport earlier today when it was discovered his carry-on luggage was not up to snuff. Al-Miliki unsuccessfully attempted to sway officials into believing the rock, wire and gum he was packing in his rectum were merely tokens used in the Iraqi version of the game we familiarly play as “Scissors, Paper, Stone.” Al-Miliki offered in his defense: