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10 things to ponder for 2007

Stretch

Well-known member
Subject: 10 Things to Ponder for 2007




>
>>> > #10 Life is sexually transmitted.
>>> >
>>> > #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
>>> >
>>> > #8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
>>> > without
>> an
>>> > erection, make him a sandwich.
>>> >
>>> > #7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
>>> > person
>> to
>>> > use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
>>> >
>>> > #6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything,
>>> > but
>> you
>>> > still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
>>> >
>>> > #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
>> hospital
>>> > dying of nothing
>>> >
>>> > #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
>> attention
>>> > to criticism.
>>> >
>>> > #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and
>>> > a
>>> > substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
>>> >
>>> > #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the
>> world is
>>> > weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>>> >
>>> > AND THE #1 THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with
>>> > mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
>> America , but we
>>> > haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and
>> Terrorists are
>>> > located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
>> of
>>> > immigration.

Got it as an E-mail it made me chuckle so I thought I would pass it on....
 

Jinglebob

Well-known member
Northern Rancher said:
Just some info for the ladies point 8 can be reversed-you might end up with a slimmer trimmer hubby.

Hows that workin' out for you NR? :wink:

I'd seen this before, but it was just as good the second time. :lol:

Hmmm, kind of the same thoughts as what NR was getting at, I guess. :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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