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katrina

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15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares.....and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

(And last but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
 

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:clap: :lol: Some of those are verrrrry tempting! :wink:
 

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When I was in School, I use to do a pretty good epileptic fit. Always quite interesting in the grocery store. My mom wouldn't go to the grocery store because she knew I would do it. That or a limp.... Was amazing the stares and responses from people...
 

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Oooooooo, you are bad!!!!!! :lol:

Can't wait to try a few of these, next time I go into Wallyworld! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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Katrina-----I still cannot take the hubby into wal-mart without cracking up....this is the man who loves to ride the kids' trikes ("gotta test drive them first"), farts in the meat department and promptly tells other customers that "something is rotten over there", screws his hat down tight around his ears and starts acting the part of my "mentally disabled brother" ("But honey.....that makes what we did last night VERY, VERY BAD!!" :shock: )....He waits til we are the only ones in an aisle and he starts yelling out "OW!!! DON'T HIT ME!!!!" when I am standing 20 feet away!! Never fails to get a few looks around the aisle corners from other shoppers!! Believe me, this man has NO SHAME!!! :lol:
 

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zephyrus31 said:
Ranchwife, you're hubby's cool!! :lol: :eek: :D

he will be 40 years old on the 23rd of march, but you would never know it by his looks (could easily pass for alot younger) and the way he acts...just like our 10 year old!! Heck, he keeps me feeling young by making me laugh so much!!! Never a dull moment with him in a public place!! :lol:
 

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Katrina..........bad weather has only just started and it looks like you're already gettin cabin fever :lol: :lol: :shock: ..............the only remedy is a trip to town...................lookout Wallyworld!!! :wink:
 

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cowsense said:
Katrina..........bad weather has only just started and it looks like you're already gettin cabin fever :lol: :lol: :shock: ..............the only remedy is a trip to town...................lookout Wallyworld!!! :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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ranchwife said:
Katrina-----I still cannot take the hubby into wal-mart without cracking up....this is the man who loves to ride the kids' trikes ("gotta test drive them first"), farts in the meat department and promptly tells other customers that "something is rotten over there", screws his hat down tight around his ears and starts acting the part of my "mentally disabled brother" ("But honey.....that makes what we did last night VERY, VERY BAD!!" :shock: )....He waits til we are the only ones in an aisle and he starts yelling out "OW!!! DON'T HIT ME!!!!" when I am standing 20 feet away!! Never fails to get a few looks around the aisle corners from other shoppers!! Believe me, this man has NO SHAME!!! :lol:

I JUST HAVE TO MEET THIS GUY! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 

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Juan,
she isn't stretching it one bit. The only guy I know that would compare is my neighbor, and I think he wrote those 15 things to do, any unattended shopping cart is fair game. That guy will put all kinds of things in somebodies cart when no one is looking, female hygienic products, beer, toys, expensive food, anything. It's worth going to town with him just for the entertainment. He used to live down on the Ruby river, not far from Ennis, maybe its something in the water. I should probably get cowboyup and Beans together for a shopping trip in Wallyworld just to see what happens :D :D
 

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sw said:
Juan,
she isn't stretching it one bit. The only guy I know that would compare is my neighbor, and I think he wrote those 15 things to do, any unattended shopping cart is fair game. That guy will put all kinds of things in somebodies cart when no one is looking, female hygienic products, beer, toys, expensive food, anything. It's worth going to town with him just for the entertainment. He used to live down on the Ruby river, not far from Ennis, maybe its something in the water. I should probably get cowboyup and Beans together for a shopping trip in Wallyworld just to see what happens :D :D

YUP! I believe Beans and Cowboyup would work wonders at wallyworld. I think we'll get them together, I'll follow them with my camcorder, maybe win funniest video 8)
 

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Years ago we were at the Cow Palace when 5 of us desided to Fishermans Warf for dinner (Joe DeMaggoe's) - Dining was up-stairs and you paid down stairs - No Names but one of us was a Hollywood Stunt Man - he tripped (as a joke) at the top of the stairs and rolled all the way down - we all ate for free that night :roll:
 

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