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katrina

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A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to adjust to the 1st
> > grade.
> > The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby
> > talk!
> > "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
> >
> > She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my
> > Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People'
> > words!"
> >
> > She then asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a
> > choo-choo."
> > "No,
> > you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People'
> > words."
> >
> > She then asked little Alec what he had done? "I read a book," he
> > replied.
> > "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
> >
> > [I love this]
> >
> > Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great
> > pride,
> > and said, "Winnie the ****."
 

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