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kolanuraven

Well-known member
Jose & Carlos are panhandling on the street. Jose drives a Mercedes,
> > > lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
> > >
> > > Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
> > >
> > > Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.
> > >
> > > Jose says "Look at your sign.
> > >
> > > It says:
> > >
> > > I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support".
> > >
> > > Carlos looks at Jose's sign.
> > >
> > > It reads:
> > >
> > > "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico".
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
Men...take notes!!

WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND
SAID,
"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT
ON A
SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO
SLEEP
EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND. NOW WE HAVE A
$500,000.00 HOME,
A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M
SLEEPING WITH
A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP
YOUR SIDE
OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND
FIND A HOT
25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE
AGAIN BE
LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A
SOFA BED
AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-
LIFE
CRISES!
 
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