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#2 jokes

katrina

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>>> An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks
> >his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer - you're in the wrong
> >place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
> >Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort
> >in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while,
> >they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the
> >engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up
> >on the telephone and asks with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there
> >in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air
> >conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what
> >this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What???
You've
> >got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down
there;
> >send him up here." Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the
> >staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll
sue.
> >" Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are
> >YOU going to get a lawyer?"
 
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