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20 Things a Mother Should Tell Her Son

Soapweed

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20 Things a Mother Should Tell Her Son

1. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don't take something away from her that you can't give back.

2. Play a sport. It will teach you how to win honorably, lose gracefully, respect authority, work with others, manage your time and stay out of trouble. And maybe even throw or catch.

3. Use careful aim when you pee. Somebody's got to clean that up, you know.

4. Save money when you're young because you're going to need it some day.

5. Allow me to introduce you to the dishwasher, oven, washing machine, iron, vacuum, mop and broom. Now please go use them.

6. Pray and be a spiritual leader.

7. Don't ever be a bully and don't ever start a fight, but if some idiot clocks you, please defend yourself.

8. Your knowledge and education is something that nobody can take away from you.

9. Treat women kindly. Forever is a long time to live alone and it's even longer to live with somebody who hates your guts.

10. Take pride in your appearance.

11. Be strong and tender at the same time.

12. A woman can do everything that you can do. This includes her having a successful career and you changing diapers at 3 A.M. Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship.

13. "Yes ma'am" and "yes sir" still go a long way.

14. The reason that they're called "private parts" is because they're "private". Please do not scratch them in public.

15. Peer pressure is a scary thing. Be a good leader and others will follow.

16. Bringing her flowers for no reason is always a good idea.

17. Be patriotic.

18. Potty humor isn't the only thing that's humorous.

19. Please choose your spouse wisely. My daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for me spending time with you and my grandchildren.

20. Remember to call your mother because I might be missing you.
 

OldDog/NewTricks

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Soapweed said:
20 Things a Mother Should Tell Her Son

1. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don't take something away from her that you can't give back.

Or Make her HAPPY SHE GAVE IT

2. Play a sport. It will teach you how to win honorably, lose gracefully, respect authority, work with others, manage your time and stay out of trouble. And maybe even throw or catch. Or show Livestock

3. Use careful aim when you pee. Somebody's got to clean that up, you know. Better yet Pee out-side

4. Save money when you're young because you're going to need it some day. Hide it from medical or they take it

5. Allow me to introduce you to the dishwasher, oven, washing machine, iron, vacuum, mop and broom. Now please go use them. come in handy in the bunkhouse

6. Pray and be a spiritual leader. Don't pray for THINGS ask for Knowledge and ACCEPTANCE on BOTH Sides

7. Don't ever be a bully and don't ever start a fight, but if some idiot clocks you, please defend yourself. If your not Tuffer be SMARTER

8. Your knowledge and education is something that nobody can take away from you.

9. Treat women kindly. Forever is a long time to live alone and it's even longer to live with somebody who hates your guts. Sooner or later the Kids will see it and come to you

10. Take pride in your appearance. The girls like it

11. Be strong and tender at the same time. She'll like sex more

12. A woman can do everything that you can do. This includes her having a successful career and you changing diapers at 3 A.M. Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship. And MORE - She can have Baby's

13. "Yes ma'am" and "yes sir" still go a long way. At work and Sex

14. The reason that they're called "private parts" is because they're "private". Please do not scratch them in public.

15. Peer pressure is a scary thing. Be a good leader and others will follow. Think for yourself

16. Bringing her flowers for no reason is always a good idea.And will keep her Wondering - WHAT'S UP

17. Be patriotic. but think

18. Potty humor isn't the only thing that's humorous. There is a Time and Place

19. Please choose your spouse wisely. My daughter will be the gatekeeper for me spending time with you and my grandchildren. She will have the final word

20. Remember to call your mother because Someday she won't be there - I still miss her.
 
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