Tentative 2008 Democratic Convention Agenda
6:00 p.m. -Opening flag burning ceremony
6: 05 p.m. -Opening secular prayers by Rev.Jesse Jackson and Rev.Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. - Antiwar concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast, welcoming Patrick back from Rehab.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m. - Antiwar rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy poposes a troast, welcoming Patrick back from Rehab.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)
9:30.p.m. - Breakout Sessions (Choose One)
* "Playing the Race Card," with Rep. Cynthia Williams
* "Building Our Cities," with Mayor Ray Nagin
* "Education -Chemistry Is Our Kids' Future," with Patrick
Kennedy and Marion Barry
10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.RA.L.
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast, welcoming Ratrick back from
Pehab.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same
sex). Rep.Barney Frank (D, MA), Sponsor
11:15 p.m.- Maximizing Welfare workshop
11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy torposes a proast, relcoming Pratrick back from
Rijad.
12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.
Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the
convention?