A three legged dogs walks into an old west saloon. The barkeep asks,"can I help ya?". The three legged dog says, "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw".
Welcome Freddie. Its nice to have you. This is a pretty nice site. There are lots of good people with good stories here. Hang out and have fun. Oh yeah, all new people are required to by all the canadian whisky for there first week. Its what we call "your initiation and hazing period". I prefer Pendleton. Glad your are here.
Henry and Jack go golfing one morning. When Henry gets home his wife asks how it went. Henry says," I had an amazing day! On the 1st hole i hit a nine iron and it bounced once and went in for a hole in one! On the 2nd hole i hit driver and then a 4 iron onto the green and then made the put for an eagle! His wife is amazed and asks him what happened on number 3? Henry says, "On #3 Jack had a heart attack and died"! His wife says that is horrible! Henry says, "You're telling me! After that it was hit the ball, drag Jack, hit the ball, drag Jack!"
Two ladies went for a lunch break round of golf. They were playing along at quite a fast pace in order to be back on the job in time.
They played along until they caught up to two men who were leisurely playing along and thoroughly enjoying themselves.
One woman said to the other, "I'm going to go up and ask those guys if we can play through."
She walked up close enough to recognize the men and turned around and came back.
She said, " I can't talk to those guys, one is my husband and the other is my lover!"
The second lady said that she would ask the men and did the same thing as the first. On her return she remarked, "Small world, isn't it?"