3 Little Ducks ~~~~~ Warning some here may find it offensive

[CattleRMe]

Saw this in an e-mail and now chuckle when I see the ducks on the ponds and lakes.


>>>"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
>>>
>>>"Huey," was the reply.
>>>
>>>"How's your day been, Huey?"
>>>
>>>"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all
>>>day. What
>>>
>>>else could a duck want?" said Huey.
>>>
>>>"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender.
>>>
>>>
>>>He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
>>>
>>>"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
>>>
>>>"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
>>>
>>>"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of

>>>puddles all
>>>
>>>day
>>>
>>>myself. What else could a duck want?"
>>>
>>>
>>>The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be
>>>Louie?"
>>>
>>>"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.
>>>
>>>"My name is Puddles."


Disclaimer: This post was in no way ment to be offensive in nature just posted for the said reader to possibly have a small smile added to their day. I know I did.

 

[jigs]

to even it up a bit, I will defend the ladies.....


He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said... We don't know; it has never happened.

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.
She said... You wear pants don't you?

He said... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said... They already have boyfriends.

He said... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said... A widow.

He said... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

 

[CattleRMe]

Hey lol I am a lady!

Second good post made me laugh!

 

[ranchwife]

Both posts put a smile on my face!! Thanks you two!! :lol: :lol: