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3 Wishes

Hooks

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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a North Dakota rancher are all working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The North Dakotan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The North Dakotan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.'
 

Denny

Well-known member
Turkey Track Bar said:
I have been getting this error message, when trying to get to the ranchers.net website. I generally have to either quit my internet browser and restart it or else completely shut down the computer and restart to get past it, to the login page. Anybody else get this?

Warning: mysql_connect(): User ranchers_phpbb1 has already more than 'max_user_connections' active connections in /home/ranchers/public_html/forum/db/mysql4.php on line 48

Warning: mysql_error(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /home/ranchers/public_html/forum/db/mysql4.php on line 330

Warning: mysql_errno(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /home/ranchers/public_html/forum/db/mysql4.php on line 331
phpBB : Critical Error

Could not connect to the database

What am I doing wrong or is Macon giving me a hint?

Cheers---

TTB :wink:

It's been doing that all weekend...
 

Turkey Track Bar

Well-known member
Denny said:
Turkey Track Bar said:
I have been getting this error message, when trying to get to the ranchers.net website. I generally have to either quit my internet browser and restart it or else completely shut down the computer and restart to get past it, to the login page. Anybody else get this?

Warning: mysql_connect(): User ranchers_phpbb1 has already more than 'max_user_connections' active connections in /home/ranchers/public_html/forum/db/mysql4.php on line 48

Warning: mysql_error(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /home/ranchers/public_html/forum/db/mysql4.php on line 330

Warning: mysql_errno(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /home/ranchers/public_html/forum/db/mysql4.php on line 331
phpBB : Critical Error

Could not connect to the database

What am I doing wrong or is Macon giving me a hint?

Cheers---

TTB :wink:

It's been doing that all weekend...

Opps...I moved my post since it was in the wrong message!!! :oops: :oops: :oops: I could swear I made it it's own topic, but it ended up here. Anywho, I guess it is Monday!

Sorry...Denny wasn't talking to himself!

Cheers---

TTB :wink:
 
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