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A cowboy

katrina

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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," cowboy offered.

"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a
gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to
leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked
him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw
it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the #$%$)@ out of
all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago..."
 
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