Woman: I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp
Doctor: I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep.
Two week's later the woman returns to the doctor's office looking fresh and reborn
Woman: Doctor that was a great idea! Every time my husband came home drunk ,I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished and he never touched me!
Doctor:See how much keeping your mouth shut helps!!! :wink:
I don't nag, whine, or bitch. If I say something then it needs to be heeded. If not I can shoot with the best of them and all my family knows it. Period.
Lady goes in for a check up at the doctors office. Comes home and her husband asks how her doctor thought her boobs were.. Lady replies: "He didn't ask about you dear."
Lady goes in for a check up at the doctors office. Comes home and her husband asks how her doctor thought her boobs were.. Lady replies: "He didn't ask about you dear."