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A farmer buys a young rooster

Fast Eddie

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Roosters

A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, “Get out, old man! This is my barn now!”

“Tell you what,” says the old rooster. “I’ll race you around the farm; winner gets all the chicks.”

The old rooster takes off toward the front of the house with the young rooster chasing him. The farmer takes one look at the roosters, pulls out his shotgun, and blows the young one away.

“Dammit,” says the farmer. “That’s the third gay rooster I’ve bought this month!”
 

jigs

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good one !

here is one I heard a while ago......

farmer brings home a new rooster, supposed to be a real breeder!'

well, one week in, and the rooster had bred the chickens so much, he has killed them all !! then he went after the guys peacocks, and bred them so much, they died too! the rooster even chased down pheasants and a hawk! with the same results... all bred to death!

the farmer goes out one afternoon and sees the rooster laying on the ground, buzzards are circling, and he walks over and says " I knew that you would screw yourself to death!"

and the rooster points at the buzzards and replies " ssshhhh.... they are coming in to land"
 
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