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A few clever signs

Soapweed

Well-known member
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
I'll see if I can the pic I took.

But we have a septic tank pumper truck around here that is just literally pasted with Biblical sayings and verses on it!! Odd for sure!

I saw it parked one day and took a pic.

There is a copy of the pic @ Casper College in WY cause some friends I sent it to thought it was so wild they posted it inside the lab @ the museum!!!
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
Well...the famous Harry's Truck Sto outside Scottsbluff had signs that advertise what they serve.

The burgers are named after kin folks it seems....theres the Harry Burger????????????????? :shock: :roll: ...the Buck Burger, etc.

I wonder if the place is still there?
 

Faster horses

Well-known member
Our daughter has a barber shop in Gillette, Wyoming just behind
Jack's bar. I was there last week and Jack had changed the sign for
the bar. It said on one side, "Adult Day Care" and on the other side
it said, "If this was a high-class place, it would look like it." :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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