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A few things to ponder....

MN Farm Girl

Well-known member
1) Can you cry under water?
2) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
3) Why do you put you have to "put your 2 cents in...." but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?
4) Once your in heaven, do you get stuck waring the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
5) Why does round pizza come in a square box?
6)What disease did cured ham actually have?
7) Why is it people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every 2 hours?
8) If a deaf person has to go to court, is ti still called a hearing?
9)Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
10)Why do doctors leave teh room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
11) Why si "bra" singular and "panties" is plural?
12) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive int eh carpool lane?
13) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
14)Why does Goofy stand erect whil Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs.
15) If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all tha ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
16) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
17)Do the Alphabet song a Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same song?

These are just some things to ponder. I really sat and thought about some of them. See what you think. :lol:
 

ranchwife

Well-known member
hmmmmmmm.....just curious..................







how many of us found ourselves humming "Twinkle, Twinkle little star" when we read this post???? :wink: :wink:
 
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