the other day I was in Grand Island, Christmas shopping....and I wanted a nice gift for my buddy Loomix, knowing he already has everything Willa Cather there is, I decided to get him something different...i walked into the Dr. Johns sex shop and asked for a blow up doll. the clerk wanted to know if I wanted a Christian Doll or a Muslim Doll. I asked "what is the difference?" the clerk replied " the muslim doll blows itself up"
