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jigs

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the other day I was in Grand Island, Christmas shopping....and I wanted a nice gift for my buddy Loomix, knowing he already has everything Willa Cather there is, I decided to get him something different...i walked into the Dr. Johns sex shop and asked for a blow up doll. the clerk wanted to know if I wanted a Christian Doll or a Muslim Doll. I asked "what is the difference?" the clerk replied " the muslim doll blows itself up"
 

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So that was what that big KABOOM was that day,,,,,did it do much damage to your truck?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 

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Sorry, Jiggsy...I don't want your re-gifts! :wink: :shock:

My oldest daughter got me a great one......a mini leg lamp just like the one Ralphie Parker's Dad won on "A Christmas Story". It's a night light, so when the lights are out in the boudoir, I can bask in "the soft glow of electric sex". It also helps me find the can at 2 am! :wink:
 

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