Hanta Yo
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A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel.
As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot
The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour
wait . I am programmed to converse with you until a table is
ready, If you please "
Intrigued, the man said, "OK . "
The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked,
"Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164 . "
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc
The man was most impressed The next day he returned,
But thought he would try a different tack
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man
answered, "Oh, about 100"
So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest
basketball Scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend
The guy had to try it one more time . So the next day he returned
Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out, " Uh . . . . . 'bout 50 "
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
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As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot
The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour
wait . I am programmed to converse with you until a table is
ready, If you please "
Intrigued, the man said, "OK . "
The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked,
"Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164 . "
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc
The man was most impressed The next day he returned,
But thought he would try a different tack
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man
answered, "Oh, about 100"
So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest
basketball Scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend
The guy had to try it one more time . So the next day he returned
Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out, " Uh . . . . . 'bout 50 "
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
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