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A Joke For Wednesday Morning

Ranchy

Well-known member
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass into pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

An American, cool as a cucumber, downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

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