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A Joke from a lover of government

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rkaiser

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A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.
>>> > >
>>> > > The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
>>> > >"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
>>> > > employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
>>> > > The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and
>>> > > blew my testicles off."
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you right now.
>>>The
>>> > > hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow.
>>> > > Come in at 10:00 A.M."
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M.
>>>to
>>> > > 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > "This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the
>>>first two
>>> > > hours we stand around scratching our balls...no point in you
>>>coming
> >> > > in for that."
:roll: :roll:
 

Kathy

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Good one Randy. I suppose this is why the women end up doing all the work.

Someone told me this one the other day:

Why do they call them politicians?

Because: poli (poly) stands for "much, many or more than one".

Tics (ticks) are "wingless, blood-sucking mites, including many species that transmit diseases and are usually parasitic on humans, cattle, sheep, etc." (Websters Dictionary)

Seems to fit, doesn't it?
 

Econ101

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Kathy said:
Good one Randy. I suppose this is why the women end up doing all the work.

Someone told me this one the other day:

Why do they call them politicians?

Because: poli (poly) stands for "much, many or more than one".

Tics (ticks) are "wingless, blood-sucking mites, including many species that transmit diseases and are usually parasitic on humans, cattle, sheep, etc." (Websters Dictionary)

Seems to fit, doesn't it?

Funny but too true.
 

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