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A joke so tasteless I had to share it

Goodpasture

Well-known member
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of Tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now. "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh dear, so sad, " says the other.

And this is my second son Ka lid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too" says mum quietly." Oh, gracious me ...." Says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".

He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

"They do blow up fast, don't they?"
 

Ranchy

Well-known member
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Since we're telling tasteless jokes here, guess I can throw one in the pot....

A cowboy, and Indian and a Muslim were all having a drink together at the local watering hole.

The Indian said to the other two, "Once we were many, now we're few," and sadly took a drink of his whiskey.

The Muslim then said to the other two, "Once we were few, now we're many," and happily took a drink of his whiskey.

To which the cowboy replied, "That's because we haven't played cowboys and Muslims yet........"
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
One more ringer of a joke



1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

1st woma n : I Froze to Death.

2nd woman : How Horrible!

1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?

2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through
every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I
had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman : Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both
still be alive.
 
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