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A joke...

hypocritexposer

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A CNN Reporter, BBC Reporter, and an Israeli commando were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.

The CNN Reporter said, ‘Well, I’m an American, so I’d like one last hamburger with French fries.” The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the burger & fries. The reporter ate it and said “Now, I can die.”

The BBC Reporter said, ‘I’m a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what’s about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.” The terror leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and dictated some comments. The reporter then said, ‘Now I can die knowing I stayed true until the end.”

The leader turned and said, “And now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is your final wish?”

“Kick me in the ass,” said the soldier.

“What?’ asked the leader, “Will you mock us in your last hour?”

“No, I’m not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,” insisted the Israeli. So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the ass.

The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from under his flak jacket, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the soldier was untying the reporters, they asked him, “Why didn’t you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass first?”

“What?” replied the Israeli, “and have you report that I was the aggressor?”
 

littlejoe

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A good joke!

Sadly, the heros of 'Exodus' have become the bullys of the middle east.

And they spend more on military than all other nations in middle east, combined.

And guess where they get the $$?? Yup. U.S. $$.

From us.

And they got enuf power in wash d.c. to continue doing it.

Solution?

The jews are resilient, brilliant people.

Move their asses outa there--lock, stock and barbushka.

Central Australia, new mexijo. Hell, old mejico. Anyplace hot and dry. They'll be fine.

All them rag heads---their 'state of the art' invention is a suicide bombing vest. With nobody to hate and bomb they'll go back to breeding goats and killing each other over them.
 

Whitewing

Well-known member
littlejoe said:
A good joke!

Sadly, the heros of 'Exodus' have become the bullys of the middle east.

And they spend more on military than all other nations in middle east, combined.

And guess where they get the $$?? Yup. U.S. $$.

From us.

Yeah, what balls they have those Isralis. Just because every neighbor of theirs would like to behead each and every one of them, they go and arm themselves. And I'm with ya little feller, they can just live where we tell 'em to live and be happy gd.
 

Steve

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littlejoe said:
A good joke!

Sadly, the heros of 'Exodus' have become the bullys of the middle east.

And they spend more on military than all other nations in middle east, combined.

And guess where they get the $$?? Yup. U.S. $$.

From us.

And they got enuf power in wash d.c. to continue doing it.

Solution?

The jews are resilient, brilliant people.

Move their asses outa there--lock, stock and barbushka.

Central Australia, new mexijo. Hell, old mejico. Anyplace hot and dry. They'll be fine.

All them rag heads---their 'state of the art' invention is a suicide bombing vest. With nobody to hate and bomb they'll go back to breeding goats and killing each other over them.


the last time the Jews were just "Move their asses outa there--lock, stock and babushka", to an empty deserted spot in the desert that nobody wanted worked out fine as well..

so why not do it again... :roll:




(it should be noted that at least Israel was the Jews historical homeland for at least the last 5000 years, was part of the factor to move the European Jews back to that deserted, spot in the desert that nobody wanted.. )
 

littlejoe

Well-known member
Whitewing said:
littlejoe said:
A good joke!

Sadly, the heros of 'Exodus' have become the bullys of the middle east.

And they spend more on military than all other nations in middle east, combined.

And guess where they get the $$?? Yup. U.S. $$.

From us.

Yeah, what balls they have those Isralis. Just because every neighbor of theirs would like to behead each and every one of them, they go and arm themselves. And I'm with ya little feller, they can just live where we tell 'em to live and be happy gd.

Hey, whitey---how about Venezuela? That's hot, ain't it? And don't that fat guy have country about broke?

Think what the influx of hard working and inventive Jews could do! Plus, they're kinda 'remitance' folks---get lots and lots of u.s. dollars sent to them. And it's way closer to Miami---make it easier to visit the relates, swap recipes, etc.
 
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