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A Lawyer and a Cajun (with the punch line added)--sorry!!

Faster horses

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OOPS! HAD TO ADD THE PUNCH LINE (thanks andybob!!)
A lawyer and a Cajun are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer asks if the Cajun would like to play a fun game. The
Cajun is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks.



The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a
question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you
ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.



This catches the Cajun's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet,
agrees to play the game.



The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
earth to the moon?" The Cajun doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.



Now, it's the Cajun's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill

with three legs, and comes down with four?"



The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the
Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He
sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After
one hour of searching he
finally gives up. He wakes up the Cajun and hands him $500. The
Cajun
pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.



The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Cajun
up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes
down with four?"



The Cajun reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to
sleep.
 
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