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A letter from Bill

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Anonymous

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I received a letter from Bill Clinton today. He says "It's going to take a Democratic sweep to undo the damage of the Bush administration. I believe that. You folks thinking third party might want to reconsider your stand.
 

Liberty Belle

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A friend sent me another letter from Bill Clinton. You might find it interesting! 8) :p

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
 
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Anonymous

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You poor Republicans. Try to start a political discussion and you want to talk about sex, religion, and money. It must be a difficult time for you, considering that the public wants to talk about health care, gasoline prices, Iraq, ethics in government, budget deficits, mortgage forclosures, etc. :lol: :lol:
 

Mike

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ff said:
You poor Republicans. Try to start a political discussion and you want to talk about sex, religion, and money. It must be a difficult time for you, considering that the public wants to talk about health care, gasoline prices, Iraq, ethics in government, budget deficits, mortgage forclosures, etc. :lol: :lol:

The country wants to talk about morals.

That's why Huckabee is making a surge.

Democrats know very little about that subject tho..........
 
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Mike said:
ff said:
You poor Republicans. Try to start a political discussion and you want to talk about sex, religion, and money. It must be a difficult time for you, considering that the public wants to talk about health care, gasoline prices, Iraq, ethics in government, budget deficits, mortgage forclosures, etc. :lol: :lol:

The country wants to talk about morals.

That's why Huckabee is making a surge.

Democrats know very little about that subject tho..........


No, the country wants to talk about the economy and health care before anything else. They want to know if they're going to lose their homes in the latest Bush bamboozlement. As for morals: :lol: :lol: :lol: The TOP Republican contender has been married THREE times to a woman who has been married THREE times! He used the NY police force to guard and chauffer his mistress and even now sees no problem with that!
 
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Anonymous

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I see some of the polls have Huckleberry and Gagliani tied even steven on the national race-- and Huckleberry leading in Iowa...

And you are right ff-- the country is finally awakening to what Bush economics has done to the country (pocket books are shrinking and tightening fast)- and now see that as the most important issue and are wanting answers from the candidates about it...Poll I saw yesterday said that 50+% thought we were heading into a major recession- while 23% felt we were already in one...

Thats over 3/4 of the people feeling the Bush "anything goes policy" has led us to recession ---- Maybe the reason King George and Lord Cheney are in such a hurry to trump up another war somewhere and invade another country so they can get folks minds off how they screwed up the homefront :???: :shock: :( :( .....
 

Mike

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No, the country wants to talk about the economy and health care before anything else.

Not with people who have morals and are seeing a severe degradation of scruples.

Was reading just yesterday how girls in High school and Junior high school are performing fellatio on the boys at an alarming rate partly because of Bill's action's in the past.

He claimed it was not a sex act and they are taking him at his word.

We are living better than any society in history. The economy scares are just that. "Scares".

We thought the great depression was coming again during the Carter days. Didn't happen then and won't happen now.
 

Sandhusker

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ff said:
You poor Republicans. Try to start a political discussion and you want to talk about sex, religion, and money. It must be a difficult time for you, considering that the public wants to talk about health care, gasoline prices, Iraq, ethics in government, budget deficits, mortgage forclosures, etc. :lol: :lol:

A Clinton supporter bring up ethics? :shock: Dubya is just a thick-headed dolt. Slick Willy was the most unethical sleazeball Washington has ever seen - and the Mrs. is marching in step with him.

Think about it for a second, Dems. don't really want to talk ethics..
 

passin thru

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Clinton ethics
- The only president ever impeached on grounds of personal malfeasance
- Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates
- Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation
- Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify
- Most number of witnesses to die suddenly
- First president sued for sexual harassment.
- First president accused of rape.
- First first lady to come under criminal investigation
- Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign contribution case
- First president to establish a legal defense fund.
- First president to be held in contempt of court
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad
- First president disbarred from the US Supreme Court and a state court
- As of June 2000, the Justice Department listed 25 people indicted and 19 convicted because of the 1996 Clinton-Gore fundraising scandals.
- According to the House Committee on Government Reform in September 2000, 79 House and Senate witnesses asserted the Fifth Amendment in the course of investigations into Gore's last fundraising campaign.
-James Riady entered a plea agreement to pay an $8.5 million fine for campaign finance crimes. This was a record under campaign finance laws.
- Number of times John Huang took the 5th Amendment in answer to questions during a Judicial Watch deposition: 1,000
- Visits made to the White House by investigation subjects Johnny Chung, James Riady, John Huang, and Charlie Trie. 160
- Number of campaign contributors who got overnights at the White House in the two years before the 1996 election: 577
- Number of members of Thomas Boggs's law firm who have held top positions in the Clinton administration. 18
- Number of times John Huang was briefed by CIA: 37
- Number of calls Huang made from Commerce Department to Lippo banks: 261
- Number of intelligence reports Huang read while at Commerce Department: 500
- FBI files misappropriated by the White House: c. 900
- Estimated number of witnesses quoted in FBI files misappropriated by the White House: 18,000
- Number of witnesses who developed medical problems at critical points in Clinton scandals investigation (Tucker, Hale, both McDougals, Lindsey): 5
- Problem areas listed in a memo by Clinton's own lawyer in preparation for the president's defense: 40
- Number of witnesses and critics of Clinton subjected to IRS audit: 45
- Number of names placed in a White House secret database without the knowledge of those named: c. 200,000
- Number of women involved with Clinton who claim to have been physically threatened (Sally Perdue, Gennifer Flowers, Kathleen Willey, Linda Tripp, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Juantia Broaddrick): 6
- Number of individuals and businesses associated with the Clinton machine who have been convicted of or pleaded guilty to crimes: 47
- Number of these convictions during Clinton's presidency: 33
- Number of indictments/misdemeanor charges: 61
- Number of congressional witnesses who have pleaded the Fifth Amendment, fled the country to avoid testifying, or (in the case of foreign witnesses) refused to be interviewed: 122

Try singing a different tune...............your is old.
 

kolanuraven

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passin thru said:
Try singing a different tune...............your is old.




Your's is getting pretty old also. :roll: :roll: :roll:

You do love ' Bill' don't you?

It seems you can't type a sentence without using that last name in it somehow, someway.
 

passin thru

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Kola I can see your point, with a sleezeball like him for a buddy I wouldn't want to talk about him either.

Oh, and if you look one of your neosocialist buddies brought him up.
 

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