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Revenge. Sweet, sweet revenge!




The smell of singed hair;
floating up through the crisp, fall air.
With all the calves bawlin’ and cryin’,
the bull calve’s nuts we will be fryin’.
Black, red tan and a mix;
On this day, a glass of Coke would be a great fix.
Pushin the calves up the alley is my job;
that is, until someone broke the shop door knob.
Uh-oh. Out of red tags;
those two cows just charged me, stupid bags!!
Chasin’ the calves up the alley once more;
I just got kicked by that calf where it hurts - - OH DEAR, OH LORD!
Why did this happen to me instead of him?
Why me, why not Jim?
Thay hauled me off to the grass;
they dropped me down on my ass!
“Ice, Ice!” I call, “That little bugger just kicked me in the balls!”
They stand there, tryin’ not to laugh, still think they are walking tall!
I shout to those laughin’ “Well why don’t you try to get that calf out of the alley, and into the pen?”
They all try and fail, all but me.
I put a post in behind him,
an’ I put a halter on this calf an’ he bucks like it’s the devil’s worst sin.
I pull him up to the headgate;
I tell him, “Now to be a steer is your new fate”.
Slice, slice, now he’s cut;
To get him outta the squeeze, I had to kick him in the butt.
That new steer just ran an’ ran.
One guy came and said, “ to get that steer up there, well that really took a man.
Later that night, when the mix was runnin’ low,
They came into the room, their faces aglow.
They gave me a plate with two fried nuts on it;
an’ they said, “Boy, these are from the steer that got you hit.
Revenge, sweet, sweet revenge...

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