a make-believe cowboy----who went by slim
with pins in his hat----and a feather in his brim
liked alcohol and drugs----could smoke some good rope
tatoos and piercings----he wore his hat like a dope
had a best friend----a blonde pert - neer
minus some teeth----but could drive a john deere
he drove a harley davidson truck----while feeding his goats
that farted like mules----when he fed to many oats
he married a girl----the farmers daughter
who loved his best friend----untill one day he caughter
he wore chaps----was some sort of cologne
and thought spurs----was part of a legume
a make believe cowboy----with patent leather and pearls
out ride'n his fields----a check'n on his girls
written by
a hypocrite
2011
