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a make-believe cowboy----who went by slim
with pins in his hat----and a feather in his brim

liked alcohol and drugs----could smoke some good rope
tatoos and piercings----he wore his hat like a dope

had a best friend----a blonde pert - neer
minus some teeth----but could drive a john deere

he drove a harley davidson truck----while feeding his goats
that farted like mules----when he fed to many oats

he married a girl----the farmers daughter
who loved his best friend----untill one day he caughter

he wore chaps----was some sort of cologne
and thought spurs----was part of a legume

a make believe cowboy----with patent leather and pearls
out ride'n his fields----a check'n on his girls




written by
a hypocrite
2011 :)
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