ANALYZE THE DEMOCRAT PROMISE.........
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> The Democrats new promise "A New Direction For America - Vote
>Democratic"
>
> The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are
>back.
> A new direction from there means, what?
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> Unemployment is at 25 year lows.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Oil prices are plummeting.
> A new direction from there means, what?
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> Taxes are at 20 year lows.
> A new direction from there means, what?
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> Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last
>year.
> A new direction from there means. what?
>
> Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows.
> A new direction from there means, what?
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> Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01.
> A new direction from there means, what?
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> Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not
>surfaced in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al Queda's top dogs
>are either dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel.
> A new direction from there means, what?
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> Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British
>Intel, including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets being
>exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the
>anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks.
> A new direction from there means, what?
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> Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq
>was to be made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and just as
>President Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all over the region
>are arriving from the shadows of their hiding places and flooding into Iraq
>in order to get their faces blown off by US Marines rather than boarding
>planes and heading to the United States to wage war on us here.
> A new direction from there means, what?
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>
> Now let me see, do I have this right? I can expect:
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> The economy to go South
> Illegal to go North
> Taxes to go Up
> Employment to go Down
> Terrorism to come In
> Tax breaks to go Out
> Social Security to go away
> Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone
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> But what the heck !
>
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> I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillory C, John K,
>Edward K, Howard D, Harry R and Obama have worked hard to create a
>comprehensive National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration Reform
>Plan, Gay Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On Demand Plan,
>Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return all Troops to the
>U.S. in The Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan, adapted from the French
>Plan by the same name and a How Everyone Can Become as Wealthy as We Are
>Plan. I forgot the No More Katrina Storm Plan.
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> Now I know why I feel good after the elections.
> I am going to be able to sleep soooooo much better at nights
>knowing these dedicated politicians are thinking of me and my welfare.
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> Please pass this good news along to all of your friends so they
>can feel better also.