A quick smile

[George]

The liberals are asking us
to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you
like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders,
blackmailers, and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result
of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
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[Tam]

Wow what a change three years makes, Obama jokes were taboo three years ago as everyone was worried about being considered RACIST. :lol:

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

I'm surprised Oldtimer didn't post these. :?

He was such a fan of the late night boys.

 

[Whitewing]

I'm surprised Oldtimer didn't post these. :?

He was such a fan of the late night boys.

Indeed. On another website I visit the libs were forever posting clips of Jon Stewart pummeling Bush. Now? Who's Jon Stewart? :lol:

At least we can thank Obama for that. He's run off most of the riff-raff on these sites.

 

[George]

The year was 1947.

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947,

a little more than 64 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that

an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard,

crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered-up

by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.

However, What you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948,

nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama Sr.

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

William J. Clinton

John F. Kerry

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

Joe Biden

This is the consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.

I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

It certainly did for me.

And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal
Aliens