What To Do If Sheila Jackson-Lee Becomes Secretary of Homeland Security
7/31/13 | Donald Joy
Coffee was sprayed on screens all across this great land yesterday morning, as Americans woke up to the news that Texas congress-creature Sheila Jackson Lee, a vicious racist and a deranged, power-mad communist beast (known widely as “the meanest member of the House” and “the worst boss on Capitol Hill”) who has publicly called the Tea Party the modern-day KKK, has been recommended by the Congressional Black Caucus to fill outgoing DHS director Janet Napolitano’s pumps.
True story. CBC chairwoman Marcia Fudge (D-OH) formally made the recommendation to president Trayvon Hussein Obama earlier this month, but the news didn’t really break until the internet basically started exploding hysterically over the revelation Monday afternoon.
At first, it took awhile for people to verify that the news item wasn’t satire a la The Onion, Iowahawk, or The People’s Cube. But now that we see that the black democrat racist mob in congress is apparently serious about it, how should we prepare for the remote possibility that Obama might actually pick Jackson-Lee for the job, and somehow get her confirmed?
There are several ways we could cope with such an unlikely contingency:
1. *Run.* Move to Canada, and/or just swarm across their border invasion-style if the Nork government objects to a massive tidal wave of WASPs seeking refuge. There are still lots of white people there and English is still spoken in most areas. Sure, there are big problems with such a plan, but what other options do we have? Mexico? Oh, okay, I guess there are other options…
2. *Stay and fight.* Um, how realistic is this as a strategy? We haven’t really tried it in reaction to any of the other abominations of political treachery unfolding non-stop over recent years and months (case in point: Eric Holder is still AG), so what makes anyone think we’ll suddenly be about forceful, effective resistance over yet another one? Most of the people who actually understand and care about the true founding principles of our nation are too old, too medicated, and too stable in their lives and livelihoods to put it all on the line in the streets, like the Left often does. Recommended but not likely. (on second thought, see #10 below)
3. *Commit mass suicide.* Not recommended.
4. *Assassination/s. *Who said anything about that? Also not officially recommended, by the way.
5. *Go underground.* Many of us already sort of are. Let’s leave it at that, as far as that concept. Those who know what I mean, know what I mean.
6. *Grovel.* Most patriotic conservatives already do this to a greater or lesser extent, whether they know/admit it or not. Not recommended unless faced with overwhelming, grave economic and/or physical consequences for opposing Leftist tyranny, as unfortunately many of us are on a daily basis.
7. *Go on strike.* ”Going Galt” a la Ayn Rand’s novel *Atlas Shrugged*continues to be a partial long-term strategy of many. Being that it is partial and not complete, it merely prolongs the agony of socialist torpor, as there are simultaneously corresponding millions who just keep working, even working harder and harder, like Boxer the horse in another prophetic, dystopian novel, George Orwell’s *Animal Farm*. And seeing as our concern here is moreover having to do with the security of our country against foreign and domestic terrorism threats, along with our overall liberty as ordinary citizens of what is supposed to be a “free country,” let’s focus mainly on those aspects.
8. *Impeach Obama and jail him & his entire criminal administration.* This really fits under the category of #2, and while it is the most desirable and orderly answer, it is also unlikely due to the widespread mentality and practice involved in #6, especially among those supposedly representing us in congress.
9. *Laugh, lampoon, and mock.* This is actually not only being done with some effectiveness already, but as social media increases in influence throughout all aspects of society and even political affairs, it is perhaps our best approach. *Highly* recommended.
10. *Engage in grass-roots homeland defense.* Not as unrealistic as it might sound, although it has to be done chiefly by stealth (and by actions such as those taken on occasion by alert stewardesses and so forth) unless/until a critical mass of public sentiment results in a total change of government. Our existing “authorities” not only refuse to name the enemy which targets us and our families for murder and for dispossession, but they even bring & allow swarms of Mohammedan and ‘Reconquista’ armies here to our midst, and give them lavish welfare benefits, provide them translators at taxpayer expense, force our children to worship our enemies’ cultures in school (as if superior to ours), and otherwise actively aid and abet the subversion of every fundamental element of American sovereignty, territory, and culture that our state security agencies are instead supposedly organized to protect and preserve. I have no qualms about stating publicly that mosques on U.S. soil are enemy military bases and should be bulldozed, and that illegal aliens should be rounded up en masse and deported. But how can this actually be done, in defiance of aggressive federal interference and high treason? Sheriffs in rural areas are our only hope, perhaps; through the unlikely approach of said sheriffs’ massive *deputation of ordinary citizens* to carry out the resolute house-cleaning, we’d stand a chance. If only. The stark alternatives,really, are acquiescence, and civil war.
So there we have it; barring the prospect of millions of aging, patriotic keyboard commandos discovering their inner Patrick Henry and rising up, we’re screwed. I’ve posited some gloomy prospects here, but nobody else I know of has anything better to say. Except that the prospect of Sheila Jackson Lee becoming Secretary of Homeland Security is itself as preposterous as it is gloomy. So as far as that goes, let’s keep laughing,and mocking the idea! And praying that our enemies don’t have the last laugh…
Anyone have any better ideas?