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A Sad But True Fairy Tale

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northern Nebraska Sandhills

This was written by a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events. It is brilliant.

And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity

that the people of the land Called America ,

having lost their morals, their initiative,

and their Will to defend their liberties,

chose as their Supreme Leader that
Person known as "The One."

He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning;

but He Hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you."

My lack Of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego,

and my Association with evil doers are of no consequence.

I shall save you With hope and Change.

Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the Land

that he who proceeded me is evil,

that he has defiled the nation,
And that all he has built must be destroyed.

And the people rejoiced,
For even though they knew not what "The One" would do,

he had promised That it was good; and they believed.

And "The One" said

" We live in The greatest country in the world.

Help me change everything about it!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"
Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats."

And the People said "Sock it to them!"

"And redistribute their wealth."

And The people said, "Show us the money!"

And the he said,

"Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody.."

And Joe the plumber asked, " Are you kidding me?

You're going to Steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??"

And "The One" Ridiculed and taunted him,

and Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized.
One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?"

And she was Banished from the kingdom.

Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and
Having zero military experience or knowledge,

how will you deal with Radical terrorists?"

And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with
Them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are;

and they Will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!" And the people
Said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last,

and we can beat our weapons Into free cars for the people!"

Then "The One" said "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes."

And one, Lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes.

" So "The One" Said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"
Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell Your homes!"

And the people yawned and the slumping housing market Collapsed.

And He said. "I shall mandate employer-funded health care
For every worker and raise the minimum wage.

And I shall give every Person unlimited healthcare and medicine

and transportation to the Clinics."

(And no Muslim shall pay for their share of healthcare.)

And the people said, "Give me some of that!"
Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"

Then "The One" said,

"I shall bankrupt the coal industry and Electricity rates will skyrocket!"

And the people said, "Coal is Dirty, coal is evil, no more coal!

But we don't care for that part About higher electric rates.

"So "The One" said, Not to worry.

If Your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out.
Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!"
Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted.

Let's Grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches,
Free medical care, bilingual signs and guaranteed housing...

" And The people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!

And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs

And Ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers.

Others Simply gave up and went out of business

and the economy sank like unto
A rock dropped from a cliff.

The bank banking industry was destroyed.

Manufacturing slowed to a Crawl.

And more of the people were without a means of support.

Then "The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah �

and I'm here To save you!

We shall just print more money so everyone will have Enough!"

But our foreign trading partners said unto Him.

"Wait a Minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung!

You will have to pay more...

And "The One" said, "Wait a minute.

That is unfair!!"

And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced.

Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power.

Now you shall play by our rules!"

And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?"
But yea, verily, it was too late.
The people set upon The One
and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung.
And the once mighty nation was no more;
and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope.
And the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison
that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.

And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish,
"give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!"
But it was too late, and their homeland was no more.

You may think this a fairy tale, but it's not. It's happening RIGHT NOW

THIS really tells it like it is.

After reading it -- and before you go into the bathroom to throw-up �

forward it to your friends and those you know who care about our country

and what is happening to it under the rule of Commissar Obamanation.

P.S. -- Yeah, this is too true to be funny..

Tragic, but not funny; Tragic but true.




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Nov 12, 2006
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Sad but true!!! Too bad a few on here can't see it, from the actions of a few it makes one wonder if they are on the receiving end of the give away programs
:( :( :(
One even claims to be American thru and thru,
Another screams BUT BUT BUT it is Bush's fault.
Another follows him around proclaiming wild claims.
Another is a person that has gender recognition problems was a woman, a woman, a woman, now is claiming to be a man..

Sad Sad


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Jul 23, 2007
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The good ole USA
Big Muddy rancher said:
I'm waiting until November for the happy ending.

Or is it possible that this country is in such a turmoil that the elction has to be cancelled.

Or it it possible with all the real or imagined, planted voter fraud that finding the true winner is not possible so the obama regime has to stay in power.


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Feb 10, 2005
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One has to wonder what the New Black Panthers have up their collective sleeves for the 2012 election to guarantee "The ONE" remains in office? Holder has already allowed them to intimidate votes at a polling station and put out a DEAD or alive Bounty on a US citizen. So just how far will the Congress let Holder's inaction on the New Black Panthers activities go before that inaction causes a blood bath in the streets in the US that Obama can use to claim Marshall Law and call off the 2012 Election? Because that is exact where it looks like race relations in the US had been heading ever since 'The One" decided to run for President.


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The good ole USA
You can count on the left to "plant" rep irregularities in voting to enhance the leftwings abilities to call for marshall law


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The good ole USA
Major Obama Crony-Contributor Company to Count & Manage 2012 US Vote Results?
April 12, 2012, 2:11 pm By Sher Zieve Leave a Comment

We seem to have reached the end of the United States of America, folks. At least that is what the Obama syndicate wants us to believe. The time to panic has come and gone and now the great and planned wasteland of what was once our country has already begun its implementation. Will we ever stop it?

From a recent Obama court’s ruling that passengers have no more rights not to be sexually molested by TSA employees through the US Treasury being summarily routed by Obama, Geithner and the rest of the Obama syndicate’s hordes, the US Constitution’s Bill of Rights having been overturned and decimated by the Soros-directed Obama syndicate, the Second Amendment being compromised by the Obama-Holder illegal “gunwalker” schemes to the NWO’s Agenda 21 (which will now determine where people are allowed to live and work and what transportation they may use) beginning implementation in California (more specifically San Francisco-where else?) the Obama beast and a supplicant and willing Congress have allowed the complete destruction of America.

It seems that my 2008 prediction may be coming to fruition when I wrote:

After Obama is elected, all of his programs and people to keep him in power indefinitely—and to rid him of any and all opposition—will be firmly in place. You will not be able to vote him out of office. By the time he assumes the position of President of the United States it will already be too late. A democratic republic will last only so long as people of good will allow and fight for it. After they are gone—or removed—it is ended.

An additional and insidious problem is that the US Congress–both the now totally Marxist Democrat Party and the formerly stealth Marxist Republicans–support the policies of Dictator-in-Chief Obama. And now Obama’s planned and irrevocable final coup d’etat of the US government may be enacted.

In January 2012 a [then] quiet deal was struck between SOE Software (then the leading US vote tabulation company. Scytl is said to be strongly linked to George Soros. The Obama syndicate members arranged the deal and Obama’s now wholly-owned rubber-stamp Congress agreed to it. That’s right. A foreign company may now, ostensibly and unconstitutionally, determine who wins US “elections.” Of extreme interest, Scytl’s CEO, Pere Valles, was the former VP and CFO of GlobalNet whose headquarters were based in Obama’s then base of operations Chicago. Although apparently scrubbed from Obama’s donor list (as so many negative and potentially negative-to-Obama documents and videos have been), Valles is said to have contributed heavily to Obama’s first presidential run.

Although US States and their precincts are the ones who Constitutionally have counted votes since the US began as a nation, the indication seems to be that all States may now be told by the Obama government that all votes–nationwide–will be tabulated by the foreign company. Also, as all votes are “merged” under the Scytl system, no recounts will be available. Note: As an added “feature,” Scytl also has a specific program for military votes. I guess we can now assume military votes will be summarily dismissed if a Marxist-Democrat is in power.

Folks, in one last ditch effort to keep the last vestiges of our country from careening off, over and into the abyss we MUST contact our Representatives and Senators. Was Congress even involved in this? Typically, whenever a (designated national security–isn’t our right to a legal and represented vote national security?) foreign company (i.e. Scytl) looks to take over a US company (i.e. SOE), Congress must be involved (does anyone still remember China’s failed attempt to acquire Unocal?). Thus far, I have found nothing on the Internet that indicates Congress’ involvement in the Scytl deal…at all. In actuality, I was advised today that Congress had no part in the Scytl acquisition of SOE Software. Was Congress bypassed again by an increasingly totalitarian government‘s Executive branch? Is Congress paying attention to anything that Obama does?


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