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a sailors story for Old Timer

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jigs

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There's An old sea Story About A ship's Captain who inspected His
Sailors and afterward told the first mate that His men smelled bad...

The Captain suggested perhaps it
Would help If his men changed underwear Occasionally


The First mate responded,
"Aye, Aye sir, I'll see to it Immediately!"


The First mate went straight to the sailors berth deck
And announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you To change your Underwear."

He Continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones,
McCarthy, you change with Witkowski

And Brown, you change with Schultz."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Someone May come along and promise
"Change", But Don't count On things smelling any Better!
 

Mike

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OT won't get it. He's never been near a ship. :wink:

Maybe except the Cutty Sark.........................................
 

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