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A scene at City Hall in San Francisco

Soapweed

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City Hall in San Francisco ( A scene at City Hall in San Francisco )

"Next."
"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."
"Names?"

"Tim and Jim Jones."

"Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance."
"Yes, we're brothers."

"Brothers? You can't get married."
"Why not? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"
"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That' s incest!"
"Incest?" No, we are not gay."
"Not gay? Then why do you want to get married?"
"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other.

Besides, we don't have any other prospects."

"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."

"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim."

"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?"
"All right, all right. I'll give you your license".

"Next."

"Hi. We are here to get married."
"Names?"
"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."
"Who wants to marry whom?"
"We all want to marry each other."
"But there are four of you!"
"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."
"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."
"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"
"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples."

\"Since when are you standing on tradition?"
"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."
"Who says? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"

"All right, all right."

"Next."
"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."
"In what names?"

"David Deets."
"And the other man?"
"That's all. I want to marry myself."
"Marry yourself? What do you mean?"
"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."
"That does it! I quit!! You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"
 
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"David Deets."
"And the other man?"
"That's all. I want to marry myself."
"Marry yourself? What do you mean?"
"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."
"That does it! I quit!! You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"

Hoppy- you didn't tell us you and your multiple ids were taking a trip to San Fran :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :p
 

kolanuraven

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See....familial incest.....NOT THE SAME AS GAY !!


You people got issues!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


And ya'll thought the South was a haven for such things....seems Nebraska and points West have us beat by a mile!!!! :roll: :roll:
 
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kolanuraven said:
See....familial incest.....NOT THE SAME AS GAY !!


You people got issues!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


And ya'll thought the South was a haven for such things....seems Nebraska and points West have us beat by a mile!!!! :roll: :roll:

All happened to them Nebrasker folks when they lost their sheep :wink: :lol: :p
 

kolanuraven

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Oldtimer said:
kolanuraven said:
See....familial incest.....NOT THE SAME AS GAY !!


You people got issues!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


And ya'll thought the South was a haven for such things....seems Nebraska and points West have us beat by a mile!!!! :roll: :roll:

All happened to them Nebrasker folks when they lost their sheep :wink: :lol: :p


I guess.

I know them winters are long , cold and dark...but geezzeeee!!!!
 

Sandhusker

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kolanuraven said:
See....familial incest.....NOT THE SAME AS GAY !!


You people got issues!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


And ya'll thought the South was a haven for such things....seems Nebraska and points West have us beat by a mile!!!! :roll: :roll:

You libs just can't handle it when you get your own logic gets used on you, can you? CA says the qualifiers for marrage are love and commitment, and that's pretty much what all the gay marrage advocates say. Soap is just showing you folks, in a humerous way, how foolish that is and how lines have to be drawn - and why the line has been drawn the way it has been since recorded time.
 

hopalong

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Oldtimer said:
kolanuraven said:
See....familial incest.....NOT THE SAME AS GAY !!


You people got issues!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


And ya'll thought the South was a haven for such things....seems Nebraska and points West have us beat by a mile!!!! :roll: :roll:

All happened to them Nebrasker folks when they lost their sheep :wink: :lol: :p

Montana kept their sheep and just went to Brokeback Mountian. Is that where you live Oldtimer? You presiding of mock weddings in your role of J.P. for them that want to have a civil union? :D :p :p
 

hopalong

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Oldtimer said:
"David Deets."
"And the other man?"
"That's all. I want to marry myself."
"Marry yourself? What do you mean?"
"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."
"That does it! I quit!! You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"

Hoppy- you didn't tell us you and your multiple ids were taking a trip to San Fran :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :p

Nope didn't want to take a chance on you being there looking for ways to bash someone and use outdated phrases like McSame, McBush, neocons,
etc etc. :roll: :roll:
 

kolanuraven

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Sandhusker said:
kolanuraven said:
See....familial incest.....NOT THE SAME AS GAY !!


You people got issues!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


And ya'll thought the South was a haven for such things....seems Nebraska and points West have us beat by a mile!!!! :roll: :roll:

You libs just can't handle it when you get your own logic gets used on you, can you? CA says the qualifiers for marrage are love and commitment, and that's pretty much what all the gay marrage advocates say. Soap is just showing you folks, in a humerous way, how foolish that is and how lines have to be drawn - and why the line has been drawn the way it has been since recorded time.


You got me wondering now if my banker sits all day long f-ing around on the computer all day and NOT doing his job with MY investments.

This ' banker' deal sounds like sweet work for sure.
 

Mike

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kolanuraven said:
Sandhusker said:
kolanuraven said:
See....familial incest.....NOT THE SAME AS GAY !!


You people got issues!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


And ya'll thought the South was a haven for such things....seems Nebraska and points West have us beat by a mile!!!! :roll: :roll:

You libs just can't handle it when you get your own logic gets used on you, can you? CA says the qualifiers for marrage are love and commitment, and that's pretty much what all the gay marrage advocates say. Soap is just showing you folks, in a humerous way, how foolish that is and how lines have to be drawn - and why the line has been drawn the way it has been since recorded time.


You got me wondering now if my banker sits all day long f-ing around on the computer all day and NOT doing his job with MY investments.

This ' banker' deal sounds like sweet work for sure.

Attack the Messenger!, not the message.

The liberal way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
Mike said:
kolanuraven said:
Sandhusker said:
You libs just can't handle it when you get your own logic gets used on you, can you? CA says the qualifiers for marrage are love and commitment, and that's pretty much what all the gay marrage advocates say. Soap is just showing you folks, in a humerous way, how foolish that is and how lines have to be drawn - and why the line has been drawn the way it has been since recorded time.


You got me wondering now if my banker sits all day long f-ing around on the computer all day and NOT doing his job with MY investments.

This ' banker' deal sounds like sweet work for sure.

Attack the Messenger!, not the message.

The liberal way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:



Hey, I attack anyway I can.
:wink:

Remember the Rep saying..." There are no rules in war"....so I've modified it to fit me.
 

Mike

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If posting on an internet forum is equivalent to "War" to you, you have led a very sheltered life. :???: :???:

Speaking of "War", I saw where Russia attacked "Georgia" this morning.

You got the guns loaded and cleaned? :lol:
 
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kolanuraven said:
Mike said:
kolanuraven said:
You got me wondering now if my banker sits all day long f-ing around on the computer all day and NOT doing his job with MY investments.

This ' banker' deal sounds like sweet work for sure.

Attack the Messenger!, not the message.

The liberal way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:



Hey, I attack anyway I can.
:wink:

Remember the Rep saying..." There are no rules in war"....so I've modified it to fit me.

You know thats what kind of surprised me and disappointed me with McCains hiring of Karl Rove Jr. as his campaign head- and their attacking the messenger tactics rather than focusing on the issues...

It now leaves it wide open for Obama's folks to pull some of the tactics out of Bush's 2000 playbook- and go after a lot of McCain issues- such as his Keating 5 scandal, his use of influence to cover up his wifes theft and drug charges- and the deferred prosecution she got, his girlfriend lobbyist that could get anything she wanted :roll: etc. etc...

And I'm sure if things get tight down the line either Obama, the Dem party, or some group will....
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
Mike said:
If posting on an internet forum is equivalent to "War" to you, you have led a very sheltered life. :???: :???:

Speaking of "War", I saw where Russia attacked "Georgia" this morning.

You got the guns loaded and cleaned? :lol:


War on Terror....War on Poverty.....it has it's levels.

It's weird but everytime they go at each other..and you hear the teaser line on the news....it does make you stop for a bit and just look around. Never know what these crazy b'tards around here will do!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Sandhusker

Well-known member
kolanuraven said:
Sandhusker said:
kolanuraven said:
See....familial incest.....NOT THE SAME AS GAY !!


You people got issues!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


And ya'll thought the South was a haven for such things....seems Nebraska and points West have us beat by a mile!!!! :roll: :roll:

You libs just can't handle it when you get your own logic gets used on you, can you? CA says the qualifiers for marrage are love and commitment, and that's pretty much what all the gay marrage advocates say. Soap is just showing you folks, in a humerous way, how foolish that is and how lines have to be drawn - and why the line has been drawn the way it has been since recorded time.

You got me wondering now if my banker sits all day long f-ing around on the computer all day and NOT doing his job with MY investments.

This ' banker' deal sounds like sweet work for sure.

Does your banker get on his personal computer in his own home at 7:30 in the morning, too? (BTW, I’m on my lunch break now, if it's any of your business – is that OK?)

Why does your reply consist of a personal attack instead of the slightest attempt of a defense? It’s obvious to me that you have no defense, you've avoided the topic several times. Therefore, the question begs to be asked; Why do you libs cling to your “ideals” even after those ideals have been exposed as indefensible foolishness?
 

nonothing

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Mike said:
kolanuraven said:
Sandhusker said:
You libs just can't handle it when you get your own logic gets used on you, can you? CA says the qualifiers for marrage are love and commitment, and that's pretty much what all the gay marrage advocates say. Soap is just showing you folks, in a humerous way, how foolish that is and how lines have to be drawn - and why the line has been drawn the way it has been since recorded time.


You got me wondering now if my banker sits all day long f-ing around on the computer all day and NOT doing his job with MY investments.

This ' banker' deal sounds like sweet work for sure.

Attack the Messenger!, not the message.

The liberal way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

You mean like you do all the time mike..You sure are a hypocrite....Brutal.. :roll: ...Ok let the Gauntlet of minions parade to mikes aid now..lol...
 

nonothing

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If Soapweed wants to marry his brother and Sandhusker wants to marry either his mother or sister..I say let em get hitched..I know i will not get an invite to either wedding,but I wish them all the happiness in the world....You do not pick the one you love.so fill your boots soapweed..I say We make It a big celibration here at ranchers for both these men and thier chosen spouses...
 

kolanuraven

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Sandhusker said:
kolanuraven said:
Sandhusker said:
You libs just can't handle it when you get your own logic gets used on you, can you? CA says the qualifiers for marrage are love and commitment, and that's pretty much what all the gay marrage advocates say. Soap is just showing you folks, in a humerous way, how foolish that is and how lines have to be drawn - and why the line has been drawn the way it has been since recorded time.

You got me wondering now if my banker sits all day long f-ing around on the computer all day and NOT doing his job with MY investments.

This ' banker' deal sounds like sweet work for sure.

Does your banker get on his personal computer in his own home at 7:30 in the morning, too? (BTW, I’m on my lunch break now, if it's any of your business – is that OK?)

Why does your reply consist of a personal attack instead of the slightest attempt of a defense? It’s obvious to me that you have no defense, you've avoided the topic several times. Therefore, the question begs to be asked; Why do you libs cling to your “ideals” even after those ideals have been exposed as indefensible foolishness?



Ohhhh...must of touched a nerve there!!!! :lol: :lol:


I just stated that it sure must be either a cushy job to sit and play on the computer all day long and get ' bankers' pay......OR....now my 2nd conclusion is that you've got no customers anymore , thus all the play time on the 'puter!!!! :wink:

Really....I don't care. I haven't banked in NE since about ' 96... and DO NOT plan to do so ever again.

Oh...don't beg...it's very ' un banker' like behavior!!!


I guess we hang onto our ' foolish' ideals the same way you and most here hang onto your tight arsed, Dark Ages ideals. To each his own I suppose!!!


Oh....by the by...I'll be over your part of NE by about ....say 11AM your time Sunday...and we'll draw names out of the hat as to who gets the ' grey water' dumped on them this time!!! :wink: Wear a hat Sunday! :lol:
 
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