A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very
tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM,
the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I’m sorry to
bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let’s pretend
that we're married.' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied.. 'Get your own damn blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
THE END.
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very
tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM,
the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I’m sorry to
bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let’s pretend
that we're married.' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied.. 'Get your own damn blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
THE END.