A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly
Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular
merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man
offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South
Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were
threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they
wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily
tattooed biker and smacked him in his face,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,
and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the heck
out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago...
Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular
merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man
offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South
Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were
threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they
wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily
tattooed biker and smacked him in his face,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,
and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the heck
out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago...