ranchwife
Well-known member
two rednecks, bubba and earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of budweiser. the passenger, bubba, said, "lookey that up ahead, earl, it's a dadgum police roadblock!!! we're gonna get buster fer drinkin these here beers!!" "don't worry, bubba!" earl said."we'll just pull over and finish drinkin these beers then peel off the label and stick iton our foreheads and then throw the bottles under the seat." "what fer?", asked bubba. "just let me do the talkin, ok?", said earl....well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put the labels on each of their foreheads. when they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "howdy boys...yall been drinkin?"..."no sir," said earl while pointing at the labels..."me and bubba's on the patch!"
