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A woman from Los Angeles

Soapweed

Well-known member
-------A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'

He smiled and then told her, 'Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down.'

GOD BLESS AMERICA
 

leanin' H

Well-known member
Best dang joke i have heard in a long while!!!!!! Literally laughing my hind quarters off as i speak. Thanks soap!!! :clap: :clap: :lol2: :lol2:
 
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Anonymous

Guest
Yep I always like that one....

This reminded me of an interesting bit of trivia I ran across the other day- Between 1991 and 2006 the number of hunters fell by 11%- but the number of young female hunters increased 50%...

Lot more pistol packing momma's out there... :wink: :lol:
 
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Anonymous

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Our local newspaper is reporting that after much research and hundreds of dollars, their Science Department has discovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!

VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: 3% Vitamin E, 2% aspirin, 2% ibuprofen,1% Vitamin C....and.....92% Fix-A-Flat!
 
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