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a womans prayer

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Female Prayer:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's cute, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll love my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.


Male Prayer:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
Amen.
 

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