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advanced medicine

katrina

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A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out
looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can
take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking
for work in four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is
so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another,
and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."

An American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about
to take a woman with no brains and half a heart, and send her to
Washington where she will become President, and then half the country will be out
looking for work in one week."
 
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