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Adventure of a life time

Big Muddy rancher

Well-known member
Now here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:

a.. Go to Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally.

Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

c... Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications if you are in the hospital.

d.. Demand that free local government forms, bulletins, etc. be printed in English.

e.. Procreate abundantly.

f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.'

g.. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise.

i.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.

j.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent.

k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq

l.. Drive around with no license or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teach English to all of its officers..

n.. Organize protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.



o.. Insist that your female family members not be required to cover their faces for identification photographs.

Good luck! You'll soon be dead..

It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter) except in the UK, US, Canada or Australia, because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too scared to 'offend' anyone.

If you agree, pass it on.

If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq
 
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