Hello,
My name be Shimequa, an African-American girl who just got an award for being the best speler in class. I got 67% on the speling test, 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringing drugs into class, 5 points for not bringing guns into class, and 5 points for not getting pregnut during the cemester
It be hard to beat a score of 120%. The white dude who sit next to me is Murphy from the suburbs. He got A 94% on the test but no extra points, on account of he have the same skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago.
Granny ax me to thank all Dimocrafts and Liberals for suporting afermative action. You be showing da way to true equality.
I be gittin in medical skool nex, an mabe I be yo doctor when Hillory take over da healtcare in dis cuntry