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Affordable car act

littlejoe

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The U.S. government has just passed a new law entitled “The Affordable CAR Act” declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new car by April, 2014.

These ‘affordable’ cars will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each. This does not include taxes, tags, registration, fuel, maintenance, or repair costs.

This law has been passed because, until now, typically only wealthy and financially responsible people have been able to purchase cars. This new law ensures that every American can now have an ‘affordable’ car of their own, because everyone is ‘entitled’ to a new car. If you purchase your car before the end of the year, you will receive four ‘free’ tires (does not include mounting).

In order to make sure everyone purchases an ‘affordable car,’ the cost of owning a car will increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way, wealthy people will pay more for something that other people don’t want or can’t afford to maintain. But, to be fair, people who can’t afford to maintain their car will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) can use their parents car(s) to drive until they turn 27, after which date they must purchase their own car.

If you already have a car, you can keep yours (not really). If you don’t want or don’t need a car, you are required to buy one anyhow. If you refuse to buy one or can’t afford one, you will be regularly fined $800 until you purchase one, or face imprisonment. If you cannot (or don’t want to) purchase an ‘affordable car’ from a private business, you can buy a starter car from the U. S. government ‘affordable car exchange.’ Such a car will have the basic necessities and will only cost ‘slightly more’ than a similar car purchased from a private business. Plus, since your tax dollars will subsidize the purchase of a car from the U. S. government’s ‘affordable car exchange,’ it will appear that you are getting a good deal.

Failure to use the car will also result in fines. People living in areas with no access to roads are not exempt. Pre-existing conditions such as age, motion sickness, experience, knowledge, nor lack of desire are not acceptable excuses for not using your car.

A government review board will decide everything, including when, where, how often, and for what purposes you can use your car, along with how many people can ride in your car. The board will also determine if one is too old or healthy enough to be able to use their car, and will also decide if your car has out lived its usefulness or if you must purchase specific accessories like spinning rims or a newer and more expensive car.

Those that can afford luxury cars will be required to do so … it’s only fair. The government will also decide the color for each car. Failure to comply with these rules will result in fines and possible imprisonment.

Government officials are exempt from this new law. If they want a car, they and their families can obtain cars free at the expense of tax payers. This includes lifetime maintenance and automatic adjustments for fuel charges.

Unions, bankers, and mega companies with large political affiliations ($$$), Muslims and Amish are also exempt.
 

Martin Jr.

Well-known member
But! But, I like my old car. I know it uses more gas and gives off more pollution than newer cars, but I can buy a lot of gas for the price of a new one.
Besides, It rides and drives better than many new cars.

But then, I suppose with this new law, I will be required to buy antique license for it and only drive it in parades.

Isn't it great what the government can do for us?
 

Faster horses

Well-known member
Martin Jr. said:
But! But, I like my old car. I know it uses more gas and gives off more pollution than newer cars, but I can buy a lot of gas for the price of a new one.
Besides, It rides and drives better than many new cars.

But then, I suppose with this new law, I will be required to buy antique license for it and only drive it in parades.

Isn't it great what the government can do for us?

Reminds me once again of what our old neighbor used to say. "If you don't have any problems, just wait. The government will give you some." :x
 

Tam

Well-known member
Amish are also exempt

CUTE BUT With the history of this government's violations on Religious Beliefs, I'm willing to bet the Amish will not be exempt from any laws forcing them to buy a car, unless there is a Supreme Court ruling enforcing their RELIGIOUS RIGHTS.

But then we all know how Obama and his thugs relate to LEGAL RULINGS. :wink: They will bus in hundreds of rioters to every colony claiming they are Amish and claiming they WANT CARS and no religion should be able to deny them their Constitutional right to own one. And when the Amish leaders claim their religious history as their defence, they will claim the Amish hate women and children and want them all to die walking down the road while rich Republicans speed by.

Nope your story is a bit off on the true facts about the new DEMOCRAP LAW. :wink: But it is CUTE and almost believable. :wink: :lol:
 

Tam

Well-known member
Whitewing said:
And why not? Being forced to buy a car is as much a part of the Constitution as being forced to buy health insurance.

I'm sure if Obama sold it as a TAX FOR THE BETTER GOOD if they don't buy a car, The Supreme Court would rule in his favor AGAIN.
 
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