Airline safety--(humor)

[the chief]

Because of the recent threats to airlines, the following people willl experience higher than usual difficulty in boarding a plane:

1. Any member of the Kennedy family--no liquids allowed to be carried on. This includes alcoholic beverages.

2. Rush Limbaugh--prescriptions must have the same name as the name on your ticket.

3. Barry Bonds--steroids are considered liquids.

Do you have more to add on a humorous Friday?

Have a great weekend.

 

[ranchwife]

Tammy Faye Bakerand Paris Hilton.....make-up and hair spray are considered "non essential" and no longer allowed on your carry on luggage!! :wink: