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Because of the recent threats to airlines, the following people willl experience higher than usual difficulty in boarding a plane:

1. Any member of the Kennedy family--no liquids allowed to be carried on. This includes alcoholic beverages.

2. Rush Limbaugh--prescriptions must have the same name as the name on your ticket.

3. Barry Bonds--steroids are considered liquids.

Do you have more to add on a humorous Friday?

Have a great weekend.
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