Al, Bill and Hillary
Al Gore and Bill & Hillary Clinton go to Heaven.
(NO, NO, this is just the FIRST part of the joke----keep reading.)
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it
was
your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at
my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've
never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope
no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come
and sit at my right."
Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
I believe you're in my chair." :shock:
Al Gore and Bill & Hillary Clinton go to Heaven.
(NO, NO, this is just the FIRST part of the joke----keep reading.)
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it
was
your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at
my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've
never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope
no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come
and sit at my right."
Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
I believe you're in my chair." :shock:
