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A Nebraska man was traveling through Alabama and stopped in the local watering hole for a cool one. As he walked in, the locals got quiet and all eyes were on the stranger as they knew he was from out of town. The bartender squinted at him and asked, "Whare ya frum, Son?" The guy said, "Nebraska". Still leery of him, the barkeep asked, "Whut do ya do fer a livin up thar?" "I'm a taxidermist" was the reply. This brought more side-ways glances from the crowd. The bartender then asked, "Whuts a taxerdermist?" The Nebraskan replied, "I mount animals". One of the Alabama boys at a table breathed a huge sigh of relief, donned a big grin and said, "He's fahn, boys - I told ya'll thet he was one of us".
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